"The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson."
- Tom Bodett (via stephanieng1992)

When someone finishes their test earlier than everyone else: *slams pencils on desk* *shuffles paper for five minutes* *zips backpack 20 times* *slams textbook on floor* *cracks every joint in body* *does yoga* *meets president* *discovers cure for cancer* *jogs to canada and back* *turns in test*

kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation

me: well lets see kids

me: *throws dart at map of the world*

me: hm

me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean